Carmen Electra Pole Dancing Kit
Any time the opportunity arises to blog about Carmen Electra, you have to take it. This post is no exception.
There is a buzz on the Internet today that a new pole dancing game for the Nintendo Wii is in the works. No bull shit, it’s real. The company that is developing the game is the same one that sells the Electra Pole Dancing Kit. It’s basically your standard slut-in-a-box kit, with Carmen Electra’s licensed image on the packaging.
I decided to check out the Electra Pole Kit, as I thought it would make a nice gift for Memorial Day. As I read through the features section, I saw the following:
The option to screw your Electra-Pole into the ceiling for loads of over 100kg (15.6 stone)
What a minute. 100kg = 220 pounds. Shouldn’t they change that to read,
“The option to have someone smack your fat ass with the pole every time you go to the fridge to get a slice of pie.”
Electra Pole Dancing Kit - Peak A Boo Pole Dancing
Oh, and just in time to ruin your lunch…
